this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around
Sophie | Bipp
This track was described to me as follows:
Here’s a release from “Sophie,” a UK dance producer that no one seems to know anything about. At first it sounds too spaced-out and weird to be melodic, but by the second listen you’ll be singing along.
I read that second sentence as a challenge and boy, do I need to work on picking my battles.
where did noah keep his bees
IN THE ARK HIVES
Get the fuck away from me right now
pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe
so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums.
The Fall (2006).